sadfrick:

*sees a cute boy* *checks to see what kind of shoes he is wearing*

taylorswift:

If anyone’s wondering, yes I’m in Vegas.Yes, it’s 10:48pm.Yes, I can hear the pulsating beats resonating from several clubs within earshot.Yes, I’ve chosen to spend my evening looking at photos of autumnal windows on Tumblr.Yes, I am proud.

taylorswift joining tumblr is literally the best thing to happen to this site in years

taylorswift:

If anyone’s wondering, yes I’m in Vegas.
Yes, it’s 10:48pm.
Yes, I can hear the pulsating beats resonating from several clubs within earshot.
Yes, I’ve chosen to spend my evening looking at photos of autumnal windows on Tumblr.
Yes, I am proud.

taylorswift joining tumblr is literally the best thing to happen to this site in years

bikinipowerbottom:

billiamswheatdown:

ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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When you finger yourself while masturbating

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when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs

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Marina Diamandis at Somerset House during London Fashion Week SS15 (Day 2) - 13.09.14

inspirit-patzzi:

sexdrugsbeyonce:

glam-alien:

goldacrylicnails:

commedesbrazil:

kobetyrant:

submitter: *skip to 3:12* I was at my first Beyoncé concert and some guy was holding a really rude sign saying “You can’t sing” so during crazy in love she hit her note early and told him to hit the same note and he butchered it then she walked away and said ‘exactly’. She played it off as casual for the cameras but everyone in the crowd was dying laughing cause we knew

i am screaming. why would you pay $1000 to see someone you can’t stand? beyonce haters have no fucking logic.

I love Petty Beyonce

lmaooo sis did one of these

Go the fuck offf motha!!!!

That’s how you get shit tucking done!!!

DRAG HIM!!!

amerlcanscareparel:

u call me dumb?? i have straight A

u call me lame??? i am cool ass heck B)

u call me gay????? well

get-warmer:

I’m so sorry.

get-warmer:

I’m so sorry.

lacigreen:

lacigreen:

new vid babes!  SHE ASKED FOR IT.

here are the many reasons why "what was she wearing?" or "you shouldn’t have taken nude pics!" are dumb things to say.

sooooo facebook removed my post of this video because it’s “inappropriate” and “violates the terms of service”.  HOW?  CUZ THERE ARE LITERALLY FACEBOOK PAGES DEVOTED TO SHAMING RAPE VICTIMS AND NEONAZI SUPPORT GROUPS AND PEOPLE ABUSING ANIMALS AND YET IT’s TALKING ABOUT VICTIM BLAMING THAT’S “INAPPROPRIATE”?  

i just can’t.  i’m pretty sure this was a targeted attack.  thank you to everyone who has been so supportive of me and my youtube channel.  you are so important to me.

lubricates:

when a hot person says they are tired of being single

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blowjab:

listening to straight people complain about not being able to find someone to date

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tranceatlanticism:

missespeon:

auwa:

fiztheancient:

fireskink:

jacketlizard:

jetgreguar:

grandmasterflash:

tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s

YOU’LL CALL NOW

oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.

OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL

I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like

i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.

this is amazing and also for all the audio engineers who follow me on here (i think zero) check out that noise floor amiright?